...and I am a Material Girl...
That once owned these Material Girl Boots. Yes, sadly I said once. As in no more. As in the past. Very tragic. It pains me to even look at a photograph of them. Even though they looked a hellova lot better on this LADY!! Madonna, my LOV-A teamed up with her daughter Loudres and created the Material Girl Brand which led to the production of my favorite long lost boots. They were PERFECT because they had a lower two inch heal that made it perfect to throw these thigh high bitches on and rock running errands or be friendly with gravity for a night out on the town with the Ladies. I traveled with these sexy thangs to Florida and the first night we went out on the town I let my bestie borrow them. We met a group of Germans that night and she ended up down by the beach for a little kissy kissy face action. The next day as I was frolicking in the ocean mist she broke the bad news to me that she lost 3 things that night, her spanx, her morals, & my boots. Apparently no one wanted the spanx because they were conveniently left in the sand and my beloved boots: MIA. *:-( Man how I wish spanx were more of a hot commodity that night/day or whatever time someone decided to snatch up my lovelies. I didn't even get 3 full months with my footwear. I'm still salty and this incident occured in March Ladies & Gentleman. So devastating. Still dwelling on it, yes. I MUST have these back in my LIFE!!
|This photo does not do these boots justice.|
|The Hooker Boots|
My Girl felt horrible and did buy me a new pair of boots. Do you know how hard it is to find a pair of thigh high boots in Florida at the end of March?!? Well we did find a pretty hot pair. However these bitches have a five inch heel and there is NO way of dressing them down to tote around town during the day without looking like a hooker working overtime.
So I've been aimlessly perusing the internet in search of my Material Girl boots only to get my hopes up a few times to only be let down by being redirected to Macy's website which doesn't house my sass-tasstic booties anymore. My purpose of this blog is my plea to YOU if you happen to run across these boots for sale ANYWHERE (and you better not be running across anything in MY boots that you found on Daytona Beach) please let a desperate and sorrowed Lady know. Appreciation radiated.
Boots may come and Boots may go
Doesn't feel right you see
Experience has made me rich
Yet still so sad Bae-Bae